This bird suffers from the crushing experience of reality as it encounters the lovecraftian horror of love. (since this should have been for Valentine's Day) As the chicken's whole world falls apart, left cold and alone without a cute hen in sight, sweet whispers come from the void.
Twisted Heart – February 2025 Wallpaper
Colorful Coat
If I owned it I would be too embarrassed to wear it in public.
Vibrant Mirror
I enjoy a minimalist chicken, but I needed to add some gaudy colors or it would feel lacking. It was decent black on white, but now it aims to the top with a look I can only call a Vibrant Mirror
Cool From The Start
Not this little chick here though. This baby chicken was cool from the start.
Pastel Stroke
Anyways we had freezing rain yesterday but it's firmly into Spring so I want to believe it's getting warmer.
Human Person
Enjoy a normal human person as a break from the tedium of chickens. Look at his Human-style T-Shirt and Human-style Baseball Cap.
Too Close
Smooshed
Here I freely indulge in the experience of coloring, with the passion and ease of a child who hasn't quite figured out shading solid colors, but is pretty good at staying in the lines.
Thick Contrast
16 Years
16 Years and what do I have to show for it? Some would say a strangely impressive internet website. Welcome back to Chicken Maker dot Net.
In this years thrilling anniversary/St Patrick's Day celebration I just deeply thought that making things green turns them into a scifi adventure. Here are some of my personal favorites from the past year.
Starting off with Spring Circles |
I just enjoyed my actual Mountain Vacation |
Blue Float was already a color, but now it's green |
Big Air 2 was intended
to have a space sequel but I forgot about it. Green is like space, but maybe Big Air 3 now that I found it. |
Synchronized has a nice pose. Neon vs Forest |
Vs Bat is my single favorite
piece of the year. This is my Chicken Maker |
Small Witch was cute. Purple to Green was pretty smooth |
Yeehaw! was the better of the two cowboys I made |
And I don't like him, but we can see the New Shape one more time |
If you enjoy this nonsense consider giving me a dollar on Patreon or Ko-fi, where we have over 70 additional chickens, with a new one added every month.
Next Level
Push further. Do better. Be more. Don't just get on my level. Get on the next level.
This is a cute chicken
CMYK
Cyan, Magenta, Yellow & blacK. The CMYK you can trust. The Chicken Maker You Know.
Cube Void
As the hen awoke in the mysterious void she could only scratch her cheek. Mysterious floating cubes everywhere was all well and good, but aren't voids usually endless darkness.
Hopping from cube to cube the bird began an uncertain journey, practically flying even though her wings were clipped.
Morning Sky
The Top
Face to face at the top of the world.
The true final battle awaits.
You vs 2 Birds.
Fight!
That feels about right for one of those overly pretentious fighting game intros you get in some of the stranger titles.
Big Jacket
Sick in 2025
New Shape
Unless of course this inexplicably grows on me and I start to think of it fondly later on.
Back in Action – January 2025 Wallpaper
Fun action poses are good. Let's give this chicken a sword in its beak and have it cutting some vague baddies in half. Sometimes I lean towards robots, but this is bad samurai movie inspired so they're his fellow fowl instead.
Thank you, as always, to my supporters on Patreon and Ko-Fi. Without you I would probably be even more sporadic with updates than I already am.
Empty Mind
I like this face. Gotta keep me on my feet.
Ghost-like
Bright Shadows – December 2024 Wallpaper
Silhouettes are always hard, because I like how they look but they inherently feel lazy since I'm skipping steps like color and shading and linework. Anyways these are a pair of beautiful birds on a backdrop of warm waves.
Thank you as always to my supporters, and fans. Usually I emphasize the people giving me money on Patreon because that's exciting, but random guy who commented twice or left a like a Facebook. I appreciate you too. This website wouldn't be fun without you.
Round Sky
Gray Sky
Call It Green
It's Over
With a shattering flash of light everything was over.
I was off work for the holidays, but it's over now. Back to work. Back to work.