He doesn't have jokes. He just runs around like a chicken.
September 29, 2022
Is this how a chicken would wear a wig and red ball nose? I think yes, and I'm obviously the highest authority on this matter.
Clowning
September 26, 2022
Here is this month's deeply meditative desktop wallpaper. Like a zen garden's endless raking of sand it was made through an endless series of incomplete sweeping strokes.
Painting – September 2022 Wallpaper
Here is this month's deeply meditative desktop wallpaper. Like a zen garden's endless raking of sand it was made through an endless series of incomplete sweeping strokes.
We used only the most reliable MS Paint spray can, the largest size of which is exactly 25 pixels wide. If I want to do something painterly I should just use actual paint. Or any art program that isn't my old friend MS Paint. Or at least not do it for something this large. Still, the tedium makes the completed product more satisfying.
September 25, 2022
Twists and swirls in an endless flow. As is almost always the case on this website they reveal the hidden form of a chicken. Almost like it's on purpose.
Endless Swirls
September 21, 2022
Today we're doing a wizard. Magic is usually green or purple, but he has a red hat and robe to match his wattle. If he had red magic it would be scary because that's usually evil.
Magic
Today we're doing a wizard. Magic is usually green or purple, but he has a red hat and robe to match his wattle. If he had red magic it would be scary because that's usually evil.
I can't say for sure, but I'm pretty sure the swooshes behind this one are almost definitely magic.
September 19, 2022
White Hat
Seems like a shame to let the bad guy win, so here's the sheriff with a white hat, come to save the day.
September 18, 2022
An unknown bird wandered into town with a black hat. Maybe it was from hearing too many tall tales, but you knew right away that he was the bad guy. That was just how westerns always went. Unlike the stories though when he pulled a gun on the saloon there wasn't anybody with a white hat around to stop him.
Black Hat
An unknown bird wandered into town with a black hat. Maybe it was from hearing too many tall tales, but you knew right away that he was the bad guy. That was just how westerns always went. Unlike the stories though when he pulled a gun on the saloon there wasn't anybody with a white hat around to stop him.
September 12, 2022
Across Space and Space
As the event horizon stabilizes and the wormhole ripples we find ourselves on the edge of infinity, where the world sees its beginning and its end we travel across Space and Space, but never time, constantly encroaching on the dangers of a quantum entanglement.
That's the concept we're going with. I'll use a funny hat next time so I don't have to be so abstract.
September 08, 2022
This is an ink splatter. If you're seeing anything other than random splotches that's just your deep psychological issues coming to the surface.
Ink Splatter
I, for example, see a chicken. It's because I've been having this website for too long.
September 05, 2022
Burning
This bird is burning with passion, and literal flames. Fire is the most reliable and consistent theme on this site. Right up there with chickens.
I've been sick for the last few days, but I guess I feel better now.
